YODA + UTYA
Buy $YOYA
ON-CHAIN · TON NETWORK

YOYA
Has Arrived.

👽 Yoda +🦆 Utya = YOYA
The shadow watching every block on Telegram's chain.

Buy $YOYA Join Telegram
CA TBA
0
Total Supply
0%
Tax
100%
LP Locked
$YOYA·SILENT·FAST·UNTOUCHABLE·THE SPERM OWNS TON· $YOYA·SILENT·FAST·UNTOUCHABLE·THE SPERM OWNS TON·
// 01 — LORE

Built in the Shadows
of Telegram.

Silent Guardian

A black sperm with glowing eyes — the embodiment of TON's anonymity. It watches every block, every wallet, every whisper.

Native to TON

No bridges. No mercenary chains. $YOYA lives where Telegram lives — fast, low-fee, and truly decentralized.

Cult, not Coin

Forget cartoon dogs. $YOYA is an elite signal — for holders who understand that the future belongs to those who move quietly.

"The Sperm does not chase. The Sperm waits."
// 02 — TOKENOMICS

Engineered for Permanence.

1B
Total Supply
01

1,000,000,000 $YOYA

Fixed supply. No mint function. No backdoors.

02

0% Tax

Buy. Sell. Hold. The chain takes nothing extra.

03

Liquidity Locked

LP burned forever. Rugs do not exist in the Sperm's domain.

04

Community Driven

Renounced ownership. The pack moves the project.

Contract
TBA
// 03 — HOW TO BUY

Four Steps to Initiation.

01

Create a TON Wallet

Install Tonkeeper, MyTonWallet, or @wallet inside Telegram. Save your seed phrase offline.

02

Fund with TON

Buy TON on any major exchange and send it to your wallet address.

03

Swap on a TON DEX

Open STON.fi or DeDust, paste the $YOYA contract, swap your TON.

04

Hold & Stay Silent

Add $YOYA to your wallet. Disappear. Watch. The Sperm rewards patience.

// 04 — ROADMAP

Three Phases of Domination.

PHASE 01

Awakening

  • Stealth launch on TON
  • Website & branding live
  • Telegram & X community ignition
  • Liquidity locked, ownership renounced
PHASE 02

Infiltration

  • CEX listings on TON-friendly exchanges
  • Meme domination across crypto Twitter
  • Influencer & KOL partnerships
  • 10,000+ holder milestone
PHASE 03

The Takeover

  • $YOYA NFT collection — "Nine Lives"
  • On-chain staking & ecosystem tools
  • Telegram Mini-App integration
  • Global expansion. Cult cemented.
// 05 — Evidence

The Evidence of
Durovs Sperm.

# 01

Angry Mode

# 02

Happy Mode

# 03

Glass Mode

// 06 — COMMUNITY

Join the Inner Circle.

The Sperm does not market itself. Its holders do.